184031 notes / 2 hours ago

mentalalchemy:

listen here you little shit

raptorific:

I see how it is. Rihanna can wear a shiny, completely transparent dress in public and everyone loves it, but when I did it, I was “wasting saran wrap” and “ruining Easter, Daniel.”

319174 notes / 2 hours ago

panicacidide:

Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange. 

192418 notes / 2 hours ago

hexephra:

mishollins:

chemicalaccess:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

silentswirls:

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

mishollins:

Finish the sentence: Do me 

a favor and do me

a favor

and fucking do me

a favour

and then after that you’re going to fucking do me

a favor

#I’d say ‘that escalated quickly’ #but actually it refused to escalate anywhere

120101 notes / 2 hours ago

vampirestump:

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     all text posts in october must be
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moonfalora:

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

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149570 notes / 3 hours ago

spenceromg:

I need 6 shots of vodka and sex

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booksandwildthings:

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

#Thor totally thinks Phil’s first name is Agent

 

He’s not the only one.

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